velu's views

a day in a bugs life

2009-11-15T13:59:00.002+05:30

Flying all day collecting nectar exhaustion came over, forced him to find a place to rest, he found one in the berry orchid. He knew it was safe; he looked like a berry when he contained himself in his wings. He fell asleep on a soft leaf.

Princess of the state had wonderful day, and decided to spend the rest in the berry orchid. To her berry orchid was a pleasant experience. One among her friends suggested the berries were a heavenly relish. They started collecting berries in a while.

She collected the ripest berries and was looking for her last pick. Princess found one lying on a leaf. She gave it a place on her palm.

He woke up to find himself on a flower. It was more exuberant than a Lilly yet more absorbing than a rose. He resumed his work, collecting nectar.

She felt something grazing her palm. It was the berry. Growing keen she took a closer look at the berry. Her breath browsed over it.

He felt a warm breeze, and looked up on the sky to look for a change in weather. He was astonished to see the moon so close. Bewildered to see the moon falling he flew away.

Déjà vu

2009-10-04T19:37:00.004+05:30

I don't exactly know about others but i have this tendency to get addicted temporarily. The addiction may a good song, or a favorite episode from a sitcom or a very nice sequence from a movie. My Recent addiction was weighing scales. I'm not self conscious about my weight. Really I'm not. The addiction was not exactly the weighing scales but the card which tells your weight and also has a random fortune or random thing written about your character. Day before yesterday i weighed and i got a certain phrases put together which seemed so not me and i weighed the next day in a different machine on a different station. The card read the same exact phrases from before. Weird!

Google Chrome - Incognito

2009-08-13T21:08:00.002+05:30

Going incognito doesn't affect the behavior of other people, servers, or software. Be wary of:
Websites that collect or share information about you
Internet service providers or employers that track the pages you visit
Malicious software that tracks your keystrokes in exchange for free smileys
Surveillance by secret agents
People standing behind you

The last line - Epitome of practicality

Record Time

2009-08-06T11:22:00.002+05:30

It was today i realised that simulation of human brain is impossible. Why.? Read below

I lost my negative of my passport size photograph. I went to place i took the photo. I remembered that they had archives of the customers pictures. If you want a copy from the archive you need a unique number which they write on the envelope, very envelope which had the negative, which was now no where to be found. So I have to either recall the number or search for my face in a pool of 4000 other strangers. I went for the second choice.

I started from the bottom. I spotted myself in approximately 3 mins. My id was 1088.

If Guinness people were there at that spot, i would have a crescent with a star above it in my cupboard by now... ;)

Cheers

2009-08-05T21:54:00.007+05:30

Some may actually look at the post date after reading this post. Cheers - too old. This was the comment made by my friend. He is right it is too old. But, the fact is almost every single line on the show makes you laugh.

Its my thing to watch a random episode of friends or seinfeld to lift up my spirit some times. Now cheers has taken that place. I have watched only the first few episodes of season one. It has the perfect combination, brash sam, witty carla, crisp norman, inteligent diane and a kind of goofy coach. The theme song is really very soothing.

Cheers - Watch it.. Cheer up.

Luck!

2009-07-29T21:41:00.004+05:30

Everyone knows, if you buy a cheap earphone, one plug in the pair will stop working in a few days. The day came. The next day i woke up trying to recollect my dream. No good. Brought back the computer from standby mode. Utorrent 1.5 GB downloaded. No Good. I'm still the sleepy-walky zone, i forgot that i still have the ~~stereo~~ which is now on a mono mode . Clicked on the Windows media player-> playlist-> Shuffle-> play. The very first song James Blunt - Same Mistake. My friend hooked me up with this song. Too Good. I'm slightly monoaural in the morning. I took a ear bud and moved it towards my right ear to plug it in. Half a way the malfunctioning earplugs flashed before my eyes. I cannot stop now, its too close, i prayed 'God let this be it'. Fraction of seconds later "So while i'm turning in my sheets"..... Luck!

Fixing a wooden cupboard

2009-07-25T21:29:00.003+05:30

Its a wooden cuboid closed completely on all sides. But on one of the lengthier face, the wood split half right in the middle and It had hinges and swayed, single way. One of the bolt is off the wood. I also acknowledged a broken worn out wooden piece inside the cupboard.

From the condition of the cupboard and the tools i had i concluded that i cant fix it with my current possession. So, i surfed. Its the easiest way to find what you actually require for the job to be done. I never knew where to start then i found this website wikihow. It had this Home and Improvement section. Unlike other websites then don't just provide you products they provide you with every minor detail you should know about the product.

I finally narrowed down to a power drill, a saw not the big one which they use to cut Large trees. But the tiny electric ones. I also needed a few hand tools to tinker with the worn out cupboard. I started with the Hinges. I had cordless power drill it was very exciting to work with all these tools from which i was banned when i was kid. The cupboard was fixed in no time. With all the accessories fixing the cupboard is fun after all.

Reverse Psychology

2009-07-17T05:07:00.006+05:30

It was dimly lit avenue. The sound of the rusted crank set produced a periodic screeching sound echoing through the silent night. There was absolutely nothing going around. Everything was still and mute except for the cold breeze producing a light hizz as it reverberated my ear. The break pad now had a tight hold on the rim, An involuntary brake. I can hear her from a distance. She was marking her boundaries with a confrontational howl. I recollected. She gave birth to two cute puppies a couple of days ago. She is paranoid about Humans stealing her loved ones. She lived under a shade of stairway of a individual house. Ever since she gave birth, none passed by house without being chased or being barked at. If it was pedestrian she would tail slowly behind them to a certain vicinity from the house. If it was anyone who rides a bike or bicycle, they will have to lift their feet up and keep it on the top tube or tank, to avoid a torn pant. I been there i have had my feet on the top tube. I started pedaling again. My forehead broke a sweat. I was in the danger zone. She came running out mad as ever, barking. Then i did something which i'm still unsure about how if felt when i did it. I got down, then yelled "Adi serruppaala naye" roughly translated "Do you have a problem bi***ch". She stalled i can see the change in expression on her face. Fear crept into her eyes. She backed off and ran to her puppies. I'm "barked at" free since then. I hope some day she will tell her kids the scary story about that one time that how a random two legged creature barked back at her and she chickened out. Reverse Psychology, it works on a K9 sense too.

Michael Jackson Ghost Mystery Solved

2009-07-08T18:40:00.003+05:30

My Wish..

2009-07-07T17:51:00.003+05:30

I wish the picture would jump out of the screen to life, so i could play with it, get exhausted and die when i'm so.

My Long Days..

2009-07-03T19:32:00.003+05:30

Its been really boring since i stopped visting college. The first few days of it was just awesome. I was actually happy that i dont have to go there again. Untill i realised that there has been a sharp change in the routine. To precise i had no routine at all. Honest to god i had times when i actually did nothing. Literally nothing, i just sit down and stare at the wall. Just when i thought i had something to do the next moment i forget and start staring at the computer monitor again.

The aimless wandering prevails, when in log into my mail empty spam empty trash empty inbox. I tried to create a routine. It has got the mail emptying in it with watching downloaded movies, sitcoms, Listen to songs in a really old dusted up speaker.

If you have read the above Some would be like go get a life. I have done enough blaming me. What about the people around me. Man they are more screwed up than i am. You cannot infer a postive note from a there sentences ever. They still make you go sober and loathe yourself for not having the routine which you had when you were in college, not listening to the class, making fun of others, being made of fun of, chatting when the professor is facing the other way. God i hate it! Hoping these Long days end soon.

My shadow..

2009-06-24T07:12:00.002+05:30

When i'm out in the sun he does look a bit thinner than me.
I thought if could ever win my dark mate in this lean race.
Here i go defeating him fair and square in a dark room lit by a candle

5 Most Beautiful Eyes..

2009-06-09T12:18:00.012+05:30

Aishwaraya Rai

Mandy Moore

Vanessa Carlton

Asin

And The most beautiful them of all

Smile a 55 faction

2009-06-05T16:55:00.009+05:30

She stood there by the side of the door. As he walked past, can't help gazing into her eyes. After a long time since things went wrong and she totally shut herself down. He snapped, tried to look away and said to himself "Get over". Just, when he thought it was, lady luck smiled... :)

i'm listening to Bee Gees - Words

F.R.I.E.N.D.S

2009-05-27T20:40:00.004+05:30

Whats with these people anyway?

Some talk with you all the time. They annoy you. They make you yell "could you be quiet for sometime" but you cant live in the absence of that same headcracking continous stream of speech. Without even you knowing this person has kept your spirit up. Weird.

A Few, they show up when you need them aka a friend in need. Problem solvers. Advisors, well they do not follow it themselves they still go for it. We need them. Every one has problems. Selfish

Well, You like to talk with some, but they are too good for you. They are busy. " Can i talk with you for a second?" "No i'm busy", and they later text you "sorry dude, had a important work to do". These guys are nodders. When you spot them outside, they just nod. When some asks them" is he your friend?", "yes he is. didn't you see i nodded. we dont talk. we just nod". You're still friends with your fingers crossed hoping someday they may have time to spend with you later. Hope

The interesting of all, the mutual non spoken friends. You hang out with each other all the time. You know each other very well. You even know what he's about to rant next, you just keep your mouth shut just to see if your intutive abilities are still working good. Rapport

Still, i need to be surrounded by all these people to remain sane and in my senses.

If

2009-04-26T21:30:00.002+05:30

If someone says
"Everything is going to be just fine"
Just dont believe it

At the Railway station

2009-04-25T06:59:00.007+05:30

It was just an another normal day. I was in a hurry to catch the train which leaves the station at 10.00. My Monthly pass expired. I had to renew my pass. I went to the station i saw this lengthy queue, and to me i seemed the queue ended somewhere near the wall which was straight opposite to the counter. Never want to let an another person get in that already so long queue. I rushed through the crowd, on my way i stumbled over a baggage and a oil tin. And later i found that i didn't trip tin rather it was the oil leaking from it made me lose balance. Any how i managed to balance my self avoiding an embarrassing fall, twice.

It when i went there i found that what i thought to be the end of the line is not real end. And guy standing was not the last person. He was proud of it.He said "Brother line Anga mudiyithu" (The line ends over there). I looked in the direction in which he pointed. it ended at counter 1 and i was liek why the hell are these people showing their back to the counter just pay get a ticket and leave. And then i found, it was closed. It seems the line went too long and as people cannot stand through the wall they bent the line and the line is now ended close to a place where is actually starts.

After some 15 Min's, i got the position from where i was sent to the end of the queue. I looked down and smiled at the row through which i came all the way. Then this Annoying event occurred. They opened the counter no 1. I stood there pissed "Shit. Now i'm at the end of both lines"

Just say it

2009-04-18T16:36:00.005+05:30

A five lettered word well known for its ability to fix things up. I have seen people using it for some stupid reasons. I do. Recently I have been going through a lot, where I should have did it, but I didn’t. Something gets in the way I when try to do so. And I stole my last few nights thinking over this.
Is there right way to do It.? Well, there is no such perfect way. You just have to say your sorry.

Destiny!

2009-04-15T22:26:00.005+05:30

What if your destiny is to
Fall in love
With the one
Who is not destined to be with you..

Calories!

2009-04-08T21:52:00.008+05:30

Eating a few ounces of Hersheys Milk chocolate 'kisses' that is.
Got me into signing a deal.
Here is the deal.
i get to burn 27 calories in a min, if i accomplish all on this list.
Thanks to Hersheys.. :D

Out cold

2009-04-02T18:11:00.006+05:30

she wont open-up!
i have a bunch of keys

i forgot the right one

Now i m stuck outside cold..

The Dream

2009-03-15T12:15:00.009+05:30

I have this friend who remembers every single detail that he sees in his dream, like the color of t-shirt he wore, when he robbed a guy. He is the only person I know who has seen his face in his own dream... I wondered why I can’t give detail like that. But there is this one short section in my dreams which never changes. Like Kenny getting killed in almost every episode of South Park. I don’t get killed though. Here is the monotonous section. I’m either running or standing still. After a few seconds I feel like I’m in floating in air and when I look down all I see is a deep ravine which is lush green or a deep well which has no water... I go down all the way... I can feel the air tunneling through my ears so fast as if would break my ear drum... a Chilling sensation passes through my spine, my heart starts pounding. All of a sudden I’m cold. Am I dead..? No. I just rolled myself down from my bed.

As I told that my ability to not remember details from my dreams, it’s not true anymore. I had this one dream yesterday. Here it goes ‘It was cold outside. I had Sidney Shelton’s ‘Nothing lost forever’ in my hands, by the fire place. The clock read 3. I’m not sure which 3 it was am or pm. I don’t care really. I was thirsty. I stood up and looked at the dimly lit hallway in front me which was dark at its very end. That’s the place I don’t dare to go, just because it was dark. Then it happened, the refrigerator started making that fizzing noise. I hate it. It always kept ringing in my ears, so it started. Finally all the fizzing stopped. “Ah.. the goodness of a place void of noise from that freaking fridge” I said to myself. I don’t know when and how I returned to my chair; I was already there with a bottle in my hands. Now I know why they say “you’ll never know how you got there if it kept ringing in your ears”. I heard someone knocking at the door. It was her. My high school sweet heart. She is this cute girl with cute eyes. When I say eyes, now I remember how I turned into that person who had not even anything say, cuz I spend all of my time around her trying to figure out the color of her eyes. Powder blue or sky blue, I still haven’t figured that. I closed my eyes, just to make sure I don’t get lost again. I took a deep breath.

I can feel the breeze, Wait a min where am I? I was standing on a hill now, and I could see a lush green valley. Not this time you green monster! Someone caught hold of my hands. It’s her. She dragged me down the hill. On our way “we are late already”, She said. Late, For what?! Now I knew what she was talking about. There was this large pool and the deal is, you should carry in your date arms to the other end of the pool without dropping her. I laughed at the guys who had dates, in my mind. I knew this wouldn’t be big task as my sweetie is a slim beauty. Oh she is so... when I was about to drift into my world, she slapped me right back to reality. "Now listen to me. Take me to the other side of this pool and you could wander in your world for the whole day", She said. So it started. The water level didn’t even make it to my waist. But it started to become less shallow as we moved further. It took only and hour and half. My girlfriend took a nap in this meantime, in my arms and I love watching her, breathing in and breathing out. Ah… It was a dream come true. The water level was just a few inches below my neck. Thank god!, we made it to the finish line. I lifted her to the pool side. She looked so..

All of a sudden I heard some one screaming behind me. Now What?! “Look out for deep wells”. What? Why would they have well in a pool? Who would do such as thing? “There are many of them near the finish line”. I just slipped into one of the wells, which was the reason for all the yelling. I regretted, I should have attended those swimming classes. Now I know what was happening. The part of my dream which repeats itself, is trying to drown me now. My ear went dumb as the water started gushing into my ears. I felt cold the same way I’d before. Am I dead? No. My sis went for the last resort, a bucket of water to wake me up. Now i knew why the well had water.

Just about a song

2009-02-02T21:02:00.005+05:30

People, they like a song for different reasons,

Some hear to a song for the Music (Rhythm). The music is so good and it rhymes so well. Who gives a damn about lyrics when it’s good to hear.. There are some; they love the song for the lyrics, And there are some, they want it to be perfect.. In equilibrium. In other words, Music is more like physical attraction and lyrics is more than what meets the eye.. By end of the day music fades away and you badly need the lyrics to keep the spark alive.

There are many songs, but a very few, to strike the balance

At the End of an Discussion

2009-01-06T20:51:00.006+05:30

Its better to say..

it was nice talking to everyone

Good to say..

Its good watching you people talk.

Keeping your mouth shut will also do..

But they may think you're (dumb)er.

Sometimes..

2008-10-03T20:46:00.005+05:30

I never know

What I'm thinking

May be it's her

May be not

I dont know

May be i do

But all i know is

I love standing there

With her

Lost in those waves forever..

The very picture which haunted my dreams...

2008-06-18T20:25:00.001+05:30

I'm alone
Trpin down
i don't have a hint
What i should do
When i floored down
Blue sea under the moon
Nightmare,
It doesnt get out of mind my so soon

Don’t know why

2008-05-21T10:05:00.001+05:30

"And I wanna believe you

When you tell me that it 'll be okay

Yeah, I try to believe you

But I dont"

Lie..

2008-05-03T08:34:00.000+05:30

Hurt was I
When she refused
To look into my eyes
Her eyes
They never lie
Lied
When she bade Goodbye..

Everything Is Changing

2008-04-28T20:07:00.001+05:30

Changes
when i see it
Warps
when i like it
Gone forever
when i love it
is that my being
makes that happen
Am I the reason..

Program On Which IPL Works

2008-04-25T18:24:00.000+05:30

Program for Indian Premiere league

#define maxaucamt $99999999.......

#include
void passion (cricket)
{
int auction;
printf("Anyone is allowed to participate in auction");
scanf("%p", goodplayers);
scanf("%u", oldplayers);
while(target==money)
{
worstplayer=bestplayer;
fielding=excellent;
}

if(IPL==continues)
{
50_overmatch=Boring;
testmatch=Damn;
}

printf("Cricket Losing Its Passion");
}

P.S
Some Identifiers
%u--> Umpires
%p--> players
computer replaces infinity by its highest possible 999...
Pls forgive me if it has any syntax errors..

Why does every moment have to be so hard?

2008-03-16T21:27:00.000+05:30

That's my favorite line from the song "Wont go Home without you"

STRIKE ONE- OVER AND OUT

2008-02-20T21:44:00.001+05:30

Finally in 3yrs... i was on-duty. One of my friend included my name in that OD proforma and
i was taken in.

We went to that college where events are held. and We chose Gaming. It was the first time in my life i'm playing this strike game on a good PC. We were "The Avengers". The other two on my team know a lot about this strike game. It was kind of hide seek game. But the difference is "there are many seekers and there were as many hiders as well and everyone had guns!!! If u find a seeker kill him with whatever u have or else he will..!!! One of my friend gave this 5min crash course about the simple shortcuts in the game and i had no choice i have to buy it and also i have to buy guns!

Game started. I was in, and within a few secs i was shot right on my head. I went cold. Whenever my friend asked to cover him This was the only two words i spoke "man down". They shot me thrice... yes on my head. They called it the prestigious "head shot". The Game was OVER by that time. and we were OUT of competition.! Still i wonder what went wrong.! I'm still cold.